Leg meats

A women’s vagina.

Damn it’s hot outside. I gotta go wash my leg meats.

by PDKT August 17, 2023

Leg-Toucher

A motorcycle rider who cannot perform a boxed double u-turn without touching their leg on the ground. These riders think their riding ability is better than it actually is, and typically want to buy bikes that are too big for them to handle at their skill level.

Rider 1: "Who let that kid get a motorcycle license? I heard he couldn't even complete the figure eight without putting his foot down."
Rider 2: "Yea, scoring high on the written test doesn't mean shit if you're a leg-toucher."

by Instructor Josh August 30, 2010

Legoman Legs

Exercising so much your obliques resemble a lego man's. Particularily from the belville series.

guy: Hey .... I'm a body builder, come packaged with washboard abs and legoman legs.

by Lady Boji June 23, 2009

beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

by DTB4 April 5, 2018

poncho legs

Quite self explanatory. A person with large flabby discolored legs, mistaken as a tool or device to keep something dry.

"Hey look at that ladies poncho legs."
"Ew, They are just hanging over the bicycle seat."

by The Incorrectum January 31, 2010

Santa leg

When a mans leg is shaking from the weight
of a large woman but he has to remain pleasant

Wendy used to give a man an erection when she lap danced, now she only gives them Santa leg

by sluggerbob December 11, 2010

Eggs To The Legs

The female version of "Balls To The Wall." When someone is giving 100 percent effort, totally maxing out, jacked up on Red Bull flying full speed and they are a woman.

Eric: "Damn, sistah, you's flying fast and strong on getting that project done. You're balls to the wall"

Goodman: "Back that shit down, beeaaaatch! Ain't no homey, ain't no balls here mutha. Its Eggs to the Legs. Respect."

by Buffman6236 January 6, 2012