green witch

noun. A witch specializing in the earthen world. A green witch is typically female, practices solitarily, and is a Pagan. Green witches know much about the identities, myths, care, etc of plantlife and seek to preserve it. They attempt to connect with the earthen world with New Age methods such as meditating. They acknowledge magic and use it in tune with natural forces to accomplish a goal, aka using witchcraft. These goals may include, but are not limited to: healings, protectings, blessings. Green witches are usually knowledgable in herbalism.

My green witch sister told me that Native Americans viewed goldenseal as an all-purpose medicinal herb, but that I shouldn't use it because it is at-risk for extinction. She told me to use barberry instead.

by Electromagnetic Spectrum January 10, 2009

witchoo

The act of combining the words "with" and "you" to increase overall gangsterness and massariness

I miss being witchoo!

by turtle25 February 7, 2009

Witch handle

When you slide your middle finger between a butt crack upwards and grab someone's sacrum.

Did you see that dude out there on the dance floor totally witch handle that girl?

by tHE MiNi wHEaT December 3, 2016

Negotiating with terrorists

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.

#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009

playing with the bishop's nephew

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.

derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."

by pat seick February 5, 2010

ipod with benefits

an iphone thats service has been turned off due to ones father hating them.

once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"

it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.

the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)

"hey babe, whats your number?"
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."

by lamalamalana April 10, 2010

date with jill

date with jill is another way of saying masturbateing. if you hold up your right hand and outline your fingers you can make it to spell out jill. Its something to tell your friends your doing when your really going just to rub one off.

If someone asks what your doing or about to do and your really about to go jerk off you say you are going on a date with jill

by bigbubba1020 February 26, 2011