Wheedle

A popular orange furry Seattle fictional character, with sensitive ears and an avertion to construction workers, penned in the 1970's by author Stephen Cosgrove. The Wheedle defined why Seattle is so rainy, took up residence on the Space Needle, and also became a Seattle Supersonics mascot in the late 70's and early 80's. Many 30-something Seattlelites love them some Wheedle.

That damn Wheedle made it rain again.

by Plabasaurus April 19, 2010

zero-wheel-drive

A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.

A: How did you get here?
B: Using my zero-wheel-drive
A: You mean, like, your skateboard?
B: Yeah, sort of...

by Richel Bilderbeek October 14, 2007

hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution

I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

big wheel

military term used to describe someone who thinks they are always right but somehow manages to fuck up whatever they do.

You might wanna put the car in reverse instead of drive the next time you wanna pull out of a parking spot there big wheel.

by DrewDeezy October 27, 2007

hamster flew off the wheel

When an employee is stressed out and pushed to the breaking point and starts screaming loudly and uncontrollably, it is said their hamster flew off the exercise wheel such as is found in a hamster's cage. Frequently happens to employees at "the new AT&T"

"After being yelled at by Quita all day, Rosa's hamster flew off the wheel!"

by The Metric Groper April 26, 2008

wheelbarrow

21st century symbol of Western Communism;
modern version of Hammer and Sickle representing Communism

I saw a posting for a lost wheelbarrow tacked to a telephone pole in Old Louisville. The phone number to contact about supposedly returning the wheelbarrow went directly to the Communist Party Headquarters.

by onelinebanditakabobbyfischer July 22, 2010

Wheel of Misfortune

Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.

Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.

Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.

by 1-800-PAIN March 18, 2015