cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie

gimme dat cuban mustache wax, doll

by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025

Wax Off

Wack off, masturbate. Made famous by Mr. Miyagi in Karate Kid

Wax on, wax off

Bro hasn't gotten laid in months, he wax off a lot

by Bringthephunk October 15, 2020

wax(ing) lips

Wax (ing) lips- passionate kissing, make out session.

Mary and and I are wax(ing) lips beneath the old evergreen right now.

by Mr. Wicked December 2, 2016

board waxing

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party

Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.

by Devinbam January 1, 2008

waxing the hull

When Mark Spector from Sportsnet finds a dead racoon in the trash and fucks it.

Mark was out late last night waxing the hull, so he took the day off.

by Dan Staples June 22, 2017

Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4

Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

Sword Wax

1. Lubrication for the male genitalia, used for, but not limited to sexual intercourse

2. A coating for medieval swords, most commonly for Live Action Role Playing people (see LARP)

"At first Johnny thought he was getting the clap, but then he realized he just needed some sword wax."

by Johnny's Drama August 26, 2009