A secretive farting contest held on boy-scout campouts. When chili is eaten for dinner, there will be one of these declared or otherwise. It is the act of building up a fart, and proceeding to somebody else's tent, unzipping their door, sticking your rear-end into the tent, and letting rip. Shortly after the gas is expelled, the door flaps are sealed so that the odor can permiate the opposition's tent.
Man! that tent war last night was so intense, that when i woke up this morning, i had to run outside for a breath of fresh air.
by Josh McGuire September 7, 2005
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During The Like War expect hundreds of notifications and tons of people shaking their fists at you.
Warning: If you attempt to start a like war you will most likely be deleted or blocked by someone.
During The Like War expect hundreds of notifications and tons of people shaking their fists at you.
Warning: If you attempt to start a like war you will most likely be deleted or blocked by someone.
Ex. #1:
Omer: I'm bored... Time for a Like War *Clicks "Most Recent." Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, comment, like, like, like, like, like, like*
Saugan: *Comments* OH MY GOD STOP IT! I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU.
Omer: *Like comment*
Saugan: *Delete and block*
Omer: ... Bi*ch
Ex. #2
Omer: *Status* "Let the Like War Begin."
*5 Minutes Later*
Omer: The fuck? 98 Notifications?
Omer: I'm bored... Time for a Like War *Clicks "Most Recent." Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, comment, like, like, like, like, like, like*
Saugan: *Comments* OH MY GOD STOP IT! I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU.
Omer: *Like comment*
Saugan: *Delete and block*
Omer: ... Bi*ch
Ex. #2
Omer: *Status* "Let the Like War Begin."
*5 Minutes Later*
Omer: The fuck? 98 Notifications?
by Omer T March 8, 2011
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I lost the battle after Andrew sent me to www.lemonparty.org. I haven't lost the porn war, but I do have to bleach my eyes.
by Bug Dougless May 5, 2006
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Steve was locked in a poke war with Kate. He knew dinner was ready, but every time he went to leave the computer, that little red flag would pop up again and he'd have to poke back.
by Ilikecats456 March 21, 2012
Get the poke war mug.the greatest movie saga of all time. how good? I would choose watching Star Wars Episode 5 Empire Strikes Back over sex with Meagan Fox. But maybe I could have both...
by momnkai May 26, 2009
Get the Star Wars mug.For the record, "Empire Strikes Back" kicked all their asses. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003
Get the Star Wars mug.A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.
Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021
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