A male, typically between the ages of 16-24 who likes to think they are the best. They would most probably have the hottest girlfriend and walk around like they are a God... Likes to think they dress very well.
by Michael Clifford's girlfriend June 22, 2013
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by Stege December 7, 2011
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Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
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Get the Wanker Spanker mug.one who participates in coin wanking.
by Coin Action February 11, 2009
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George: "This guy is selling Kings of Leon tickets for £200 each!!
Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"
Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"
by FL455H November 7, 2010
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