wtf wjd

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do

Guy 1: Lets stab this baby with a fork!

Guy 2: Dude, WTF WJD?

Guy 1: You're right... a SPOON!

by L337Geek July 26, 2007

WTF man?

A pharse satnding for "what the fuck, man?" Usually used when an individual is intoxicated and his friends are talking to him. It tells your friends that you are to intoxicated to follow what they are saying.

Jay: Hey, wanna go get something to eat, Dennys, Mc donalds?
Jack: ......wtf man......?
Jay: Oh...never mind then...

by Kiddo August 30, 2004

wtf/e

what the fuck ever -- used on IM

person 1: ur hot
person 2: no im not
person 1: yea
person 2: no
person 1: yea
person 2: no
person 1: YES YOU FUCKING ARE
person 2: wtf/e bitch.
person 1: psh. wtf/e.

by ur bald headed granny April 19, 2006

wtf bro

A brother having white temper freckles

Male: hey wtf bro can i hit that 50 joint up cuh?
other: Nah men we ain't roll that way ya her'?
Male: ay yo homies lets get dis biz astch.
Randy: yea man let jump em.

by Yo homs,moms,brothers,friend April 17, 2011

WTF noob!

This is what you say when a noob uses a dumb tactic or weapon, or they say/do something dumb.

Noob: lawlz 1 g0t a hedshot!!!!!~~

Person: WTF Noob!

by duh13 June 9, 2009

WTF-ervescent

Adjective; When something causes you to slowly build in confusion to the level of WTF!. Starting first with a simple "What?" or "Huh?" and ending with Rage or WTF.

Man 1 & 2 see Performer 1 sing about his pants to the Final Fantasy IV theme.

Performer 1: "♫In my other pants, there's my wallet. In my other pants. . . ♫"

Man 1: "Wha. . . huh? . . . what is this?"

Performer 1: "♫ Hanging out my pants, my ball. Just one ball . . . ♫

Man 1: WTF!

Man 2: That sure was WTF-ervescent

by D-structman February 10, 2010

WTF pwned

Used as a response to a surprise, usually used while spectating someone else playing a video game or when there is the defeat of an opponent, often added with the wordnoob.

(Jim goes left into a room facing a door)
(In a split second, Fred busts the door open without the consent of Jim!)
(Jim's quick reflexes call for a beautiful headshot on Fred's gay ass character)

Jim: WTF PWNED! you damn noob! suck mah balls!

by Wasted256 May 25, 2006