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bro tagged the whole bloodline

bro tagged the whole bloodline 💀

Yu-shiang whole fish 

An asian man fucks a fish, creampies the fish, then shoves the whole fish up his own ass. Then, he goes to work, leaving the whole creampied fish up his ass for the entire day. Once he goes home that evening he shits the whole fish back out and makes creampied whole fish shit pho for dinner.
My ideal man is a yu-shiang whole fish type of guy. So self sufficient!

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass 

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”

bestest friend in the whole entire universe

oh my god isn’t that the bestest friend in the whole entire universe????

Selling out the whole team by choosing the wrong location. 

When you choose the wrong location in Fortnite and it fucks up the whole game
You're selling out the whole team by choosing the wrong location.

It's a whole different Bruno 

When a man named Bruno has a serious case of farting uncontrollably, and it's usually so loud that it stinks up the area within 30 miles.
“He used to hold in his farts, but now he lets them rip out like he hosted a farty party without shame, among the poo daddy—it's a whole different Bruno!”