Uncledad

One who takes care of a sibling's child like a father.

You're going to be an uncledad soon. They'll have a baby soon, but then he's gonna dip out. Leaving you to take care of the baby, as an uncledad.

by Scrooger J January 21, 2020

Uncle Boyfriend

1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad

e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old

2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle

3. The male version of a cougar

"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'

by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009

UncleBadTouch

someone gives a generally creepy feeling to most people around him when they communicate or are even in there presence.

Or have actual proof and or a witness of them committing some kind of behavior that is generally perceived as creepy,perverted,vile in some sexual context.

Dude I swear to god I heard your roomate prowling round the panties draws in your girlfriends room as soon as you guys left today.He's acting Like a UncleBadTouch".

"Did you hear how that UncleBadTouch was hitting on me! I'm so grossed out I'm gonna go home and shower cause how creeped out I am".

by xtangle February 5, 2010

Uncle Slam

When a female sits on a mans penis facing away from him while he puts lit sparklers in her her vagina while he waves small american flags in his hands; sex position specifically supposed to be performed on 4th of july.

My wifes vagina got destroyed last 4th of july from when we Uncle Slammed

by carcassxcutter July 10, 2010

uncle pricky

your creepy uncle who insists on sleeping in his van in your driveway even though there's an available bed in the house.

as uncle pricky walks out the door...
- is uncle pricky going home?
- no he's going to bed

by scissor pinch May 8, 2011

Uncle Chong

An Asian man who is White Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is White Washed would be called an Aunt Chong.

Huang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??

Joe: Huang, you are such an Uncle Chong!

by lm3561 April 10, 2015

uncle merl

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and it has poop in it

I walked in on three dudes and they had an uncle Merl

by pezecxo November 30, 2014