Anti-Jim

A whispering jim, only it is touching penis to asshole with no eye contact

I anti-jimmed my neighbor; what an awkward experience when his wife walked in

by carcassxcutter July 09, 2010

Banana Boat

To flip your nutsack over your penis and stuff it in your asshole

When i am single i banana boat instead of jacking off, makes me feel satisfied.

by carcassxcutter July 09, 2010

Uncle Slam

When a female sits on a mans penis facing away from him while he puts lit sparklers in her her vagina while he waves small american flags in his hands; sex position specifically supposed to be performed on 4th of july.

My wifes vagina got destroyed last 4th of july from when we Uncle Slammed

by carcassxcutter July 09, 2010