Ur mom

A comeback for pretty much anything tbh

Examples:
Person 1: Hey smell this, it smells like blueberry
Person 2: -sniff sniff- EWW WHAT IS IN THAT THING?!
Person 1: Ur mom
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Another Example:
Carter: Omg, are you dumb?! Humans BREATHE air, not memes!
Julie: Oh, well your mom does. And so do I.
Carter: ...Well...ummm...I-...
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AND ANOTHER EXAMPLE
James: Oh come on, can't you play football with me today?
Liam: Well, the thing is I have a to-do list every day now.

James: Oh...well what's one thing on it?
Liam: Ur mom

James: ...
James: Uhm...oh look, my football is running-errr rolling away! I'll see you tommorow!
Liam:

by RANDOM HOT CHEETO December 13, 2021

ur mom

the lovely woman with mommy milkers

peter: man, what were you doing last night?
jesus: i laid ur mom

by nicki minaj 🦄 June 04, 2021

ur mom

fat

To get Chrome’s highest level of security, put ur mom on the front door

by ghost_speedrun January 05, 2022

ur mom

a funnily rude way of saying something so called funny or responding to someone talking and you're annoyed.

"so then we kissed!!!"Sookie said happily. "Ur mom" Lorelai announced.

by おはよ January 15, 2022

ur mom

the all time best american insult to ever exist after ''5 inches deep in ur mom''
you can say this to about every sentence you hear. Its not funny if its no understandable.

Bella: Where's Dad?

Brady: Inside ur MOM

Bella: *gags*

by Jac0b3y November 15, 2021

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom is gay

by March 01, 2022

Ur Mom

It is a basic way to ignore answering a question. It can also be used to come-back from a burn, however most people don't think it to be a very good come-back. The main use of it is between 7-11 year old children.

"Hey, want some pizza? I just bought it-"

"Ur mom"
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(In an argument)

"At least I didn't eat the old cheese-it on the ground!"

"Ur mom"

by HarrysWizardingWorld April 07, 2022