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trailer park lawn mower

A junk lawn mower usually found in trailer parks in southern united states typically sold at wally world or big box stores weed eater poulan murray bolens to name a few brands the users usually mow barefooted smoke ciggeretes while fueling which could cause a fire they also point the discharge chute towards the road which hits cars or other people they also try to fart in the airbox on the carburetor to start it they run over garbage and when they loan it to their inbred cousin it either is pawned usually for drug or beer money or comes back broken.
Willies freind Hey willie look a naked man running with a trailer park lawn mower

Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"

Willies freind "right"
by Will700 December 13, 2023
mugGet the trailer park lawn mowermug.

Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?
by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015
mugGet the Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]mug.

Sub-Trailer Trash

When you're not even good enough to be trailer trash, but you still desperately try.

You probably live in a subway car, much the same way as trailer park trash lives in a trailer. Except, you have literally no class.
Bob is Cletus' sub-trailer trash neighbor. Rumor has it, he eats, sleeps, and cooks in his bathroom, which is a hole in the floor of the subway car he lives in. May or may not also be a methhead.
by President Evil 2045 June 2, 2019
mugGet the Sub-Trailer Trashmug.

Metro Trailer

When a guy of questionable sexual orientation eats another individual's ass from behind, thus placing him into the same position as a trailer.
After eating the ass of the neighborhood transexual who was grateful for the Metro Trailer, Larry rinsed his mouth with his white claw.
by Bentcrank October 29, 2019
mugGet the Metro Trailermug.

Flailer trailer

Trailer towed by bicycle which is ridden by a obvious meth user . Usually full of

empty bottles or stolen scrap metal or someone else's belongings . Trailers are usually modified stolen baby carriers.
Look at that flailer trailer that sketchy guy is towing with his bike it's overflowing with scrap.
by Ghostfacedan July 20, 2019
mugGet the Flailer trailermug.

Semi-trailer Seizure

When a semi driver slams on the breaks to stop and the trailer shakes and bounces up and down. Usually due to inattentive truck drivers.
person 1- OMG! I thought that semi was gonna ass-end us.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.
by esunc91 December 9, 2009
mugGet the Semi-trailer Seizuremug.

Opportunity Trailer Park

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
mugGet the Opportunity Trailer Parkmug.

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