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Taking a Tony 

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.
He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.
Taking a Tony by Tooonny January 20, 2019

Funny Wongy Tongy Time 

When you jack off your wong using tongs
Derived from: Twong
I wanted to hang out with Bryan but he found a new masturbation technique called Funny Wongy Tongy Time after he visited the tool section of the store.

bring ya tone down 

A polite way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, without actually telling them to shut the fuck up.
Adam, stop bitching about your life. Bring ya tone down.

Priya Pandit Toneslavery 

Priya Pandit is a very influential teacher located in the area of Regina, Saskatchewan. He is very famous for his amazing teaching and is a celebrity around the entirety of Saskatchewan. Full name Priya Toneslavery Pandit. He is frequently assosciated with Shaler Industries, and could possibly take the company over soon.
Bro, have you seen Priya Pandit Toneslavery?
Nah bro, he's probably at Shaler Industries.

Shut your skin tone chicken bone 

A series of insults that will make any person regret coming into this plane of existense.
Friend: Ur mum gae

You: man shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student lone indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormona post malone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ass up...

Tone Loc 

Another way of saying "Let's Do It."

In reference to Tone Loc's 1988 single "Wild Thing" -

"Let's do it

Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing"
Chad: You ready to go the football game?
Marcus: Tone Loc!
Tone Loc by RandyD November 22, 2007