The act of you rubbing your humid, sweaty and smelly taint across the entirety of your gym buddies face, all while he is doing a set of the bench and unable to defend himself from the slide.
Guy 1: Yo this bar is really heavy can you help me get it up?
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming
Guy 1: oh shit
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming
Guy 1: oh shit
by BiGBoobTange June 11, 2018
a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
by WinningReddit February 28, 2012
When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.
by 12bdk January 21, 2016
by Smacktalker9999 January 01, 2011
Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).
by Oliver Mercer and Edward Newton May 15, 2006
A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.
by heated October 15, 2006
The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.
by jizz55 May 13, 2008