When in doubt, Throw the Halfling

A Barbaric proverb, stemming from Dungeons and Dragons, Implying that when the obvious fails, do something unexpected, the saying apparently started as an inside joke but now has spread to the general geek/RPG community

DM: There appears to be a secret door in that wall
Druid: *throws rock*
DML Nothing happens
Druid: Come on guys lets go
Barbarian: Can I throw the Halfling at it?
Rogue(hafling):NOOOOOOOO
DM: sure
Rogue: Noooooo
Barbarian: To late, I get annitiative
DM the door opens and the halfing takes 2 points of damage
Barbarian: When in doubt, throw the Halfling

by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009

throw 5

to throw down money with freinds, generally to buy some kind of drug. Most common drug to throw 5's on is weed.

Yo let me throw 5 on your L.

by joe reilly November 11, 2007

Throwing a Fatty

Having a w@nk or masturbating.

I went into the room the other night and caught Mitch throwing a fatty over filthy magazines.

by nognog March 4, 2009

throw a fuck

(a) To ruin, destroy or screw up

(b) To casually have sexual intercourse with

(a) Campus Police showing up is going to throw a fuck into my late night party.

(b) She's not that hot but I'd throw her a fuck.

by etafatdik July 6, 2009

Throwback IPAD

A phrase used to refer to any version of the first generation IPAD in reference to the IPAD 2 being release

Man the new IPAD 2 is releasing on March 11th. I gotta get rid of my old one because no one wants to rock a throwback IPAD.

by Felipe is so Hood March 19, 2011

Thrown under the bus

To be thrown under the bus; A popular term at Boeing and possibly other corporate entities.
When someone either intentionally or unintentionally says something that makes you look bad or points out a mistake you made in front of your peers. This is similar to being backstabbed, but usually the circumstances are much more minor. This is sometimes used jokingly to tell someone that what they said may have crossed the line, or they were stepping on your toes.

"Way to throw me under the bus in there Abraham! I hadn't told any of them they were being transferred, you let the cat out of the bag before I had a chance to tell them!"

"I was thrown under the bus every day Jebadiah, those A-holes have no respect!"

by Ninja787 September 23, 2009

throwing a rob

To be so pitifully ill the day after drinking that even basic functions (standing, speaking, walking) cannot be performed or can only be performed whilst vomiting on one's self.

If this state is reached after only a couple of drinks, the party 'throwing a rob' should be considered a 2 pint rob in honour of Rob Scarrott.

"For crying out loud - he only had two pints last night and he's throwing a rob"

by Glyn July 30, 2003