Thanksgetting

The holiday in which people abandon their closest friends and family for the thrill of saving $100 on a slightly larger television set on which to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Mom, sweetheart: hurry up and finish your turkey. It's half an hour until noon and I need to start my Thanksgetting day shopping.

by Wally Martin December 6, 2013

Thanksgiving

A holiday in which Americans are suppose to be thankful for what they have, even though it originated from them greedily taking everything the Native Americans and claiming it for themselves.

Apparently Americans call killing and stealing from other races an act of thankfulness according to the holiday of Thanksgiving.

by Dubiks November 21, 2018

Thunker

Just the FATTEST booty you've even laid your eyes on

Damn bruh you seen her over there she got a thunker on her

by Gumbyboi May 17, 2019

trunkstard06

A tiktoker who always misses and that has a fodder and overrated acc who can’t hit to save his life

trunkstard06 is fodder

by Icantmissin mylife March 27, 2021

pre-thunk

Thoughts that you are wise enough to formulate before they are needed.

The reason I can respond to your inane bullshit with a coherent argument expressed succinctly and delivered in but six seconds is because I have pre-thunk thoughts and you are a parrot parroting the parrots on Fox News.

by Len Bakerloo March 15, 2019

DJ Trunks

A huge dumbass that lives on the SOCIALIZE discord server. He's also a huge nonce that never seems to be offline.

1: Hey who's that in the discord server?
2:Oh that's just DJ Trunks... just, just leave him alone, it's best.

by I Live on Socialize. May 14, 2020

Thanksgiving

a holliday, where us Americans stuff food, with more food. very glutfull.

Thanksgiving is yummy :)

by lonestarr December 11, 2003