thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

Break Yo Dick Thick

When the ass is so big and you are afraid to get under it.

Can be abbreviated, “BYDT”

Person 1: “Dude check out that ass!”

Person 2: “Bruh that shit is Break Yo Dick Thick!”

by newtons_laws August 15, 2022

thick ass nigga brownies

A mass produced brownie that claims to be "thick as a nigga" typically made with 60% cacao, the brownies are typically very thick and tasty. Their ad campaign, makes typical 'nigger jokes' such as "thick as a nigga...and half as stupid".

Dude, I ate some thick ass nigga brownies today, they were awesome!

"Thick as a nigga, and pays rent!"

by brownieman December 1, 2009

Grow a thick skin

A phrase that is a huge middle finger to bullying victims.

A victim blaming phrase at best.

Anyone who says it to a bullying victim usually never experienced it, or is a bully themselves.

Person 1: I got shoved to the ground, beaten up, and spat on.

Person 2: Grow a thick skin

Person 3: Bitch! We had enough of you going around blaming bullying victims!

Shoots Person 2

by Maya Butreeks June 15, 2022

Thick as a Fire Door

To imply ones friend or colleague is extremely thick

Fuck me Geordie, your as thick as a fire door

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Thick as a donkey's cock

Descriptive of someone who is particularly, mentally challenged.

There's no point in asking George W, he's as thick as a donkey's cock

by Sean's X Type Cat July 8, 2012

Thick Niggas and Anime Tiddies

A moment of hanging out with some niggas and smoking jape with them.

Me: Imma hang out with some niggas
Those niggas: *smoking jape*
Me: *joins them*
A nigga: *Puts on Thick Niggas and Anime Tiddies*
Me: WHO STAYS SICK!
All of us: Smoke Jape Everyday!

by JayMoneySpamsL2 October 14, 2020