Insecure Bear

The least-known and least popular Care Bears of them all.

Never featured on the show.

Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go get some ice cream, it's Insecure Bear!

Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!

Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.

by Joel April 13, 2005

drop bear

A marsupial related to the koala but much more aggressive in nature. Drops from trees onto unsuspecting prey and rips them apart with their large teeth and claws. Several people who go camping in the Australian outback fall victim to this creature each year.

see also hoop snake

Did you hear that? It sounded like a drop bea...AAAAUUGGGHHAAAAAUUTH!!!! *rip rip tear tear*

by Alex Mackay May 1, 2004

Pedo Bear

A pedifile bear who waits for you at the bottom of the slide!

Stop trying to rape me you pedo bear!

by Kenny00911 November 4, 2009

Bear Knots

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.

My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

kabooey bear

A cute gray, female cat, who loves you one second and trying to kill you the next.

She is a cute but deadly kabooey bear.

Friend: What happened to your face?
Me: My kabooey bear attacked me!!!!!!

by Dee Cline February 25, 2018

Air-Bear

A totally Bad Ass and fun loveing guy. the center of attention. totally cute. everyone loves. you can't replace this kid no matter what. he's one of a kind and unique. he is all that is wonderful and sex. ladies find him very attractive.

this kid is totally killer.
damn hes the life of the party.
yea he is.
whats his name?

i think its Air-Bear.

by Air Bear April 2, 2008

Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.

“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”

by 4highs August 16, 2023