English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)

Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 2, 2023

Teachers pet

A person who always snitches on you when you take a step forward at them or they challenge to fight you on a damn Monday or Wednesday. When you actually fight them, or actually touch them lightly, they will either:
Snitch
Cry to the teacher
and my favorite one..
Try to attack you but you KTFO of them.

This Teachers pet is so annoying! When will he ever stop picking and snitching on me??

by ValkDefNotFound April 26, 2022

chill teacher

The cool teacher in middle school or high school, who doesn't care as long as you're respectful and not a fucking stupid bitch who makes that teacher upset

"Yo, sick, my chill teacher is next period after lunch!"

by Pervert the Herbert July 25, 2023

Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 2, 2021

Keyboard Teacher

People who write long answers to simple basic questions online to feel important

Hey man did you see that Keyboard Teacher on Quora

by Rustyshaklefoed January 17, 2021

THE Prank For Teachers

THE Prank For Teachers is when you ask the teacher, "can I go to the bathroom?" and the teacher replies like a cunt and says "I dOn'T kNoW! cAn YoU??". So, the best way to go about this problem is to take a shit on the teacher's desk.

Dude, in my senior year, I am going to pull off THE Prank For Teachers!

by MomPounder3000 October 5, 2020

witch teacher

A stupid bitch that has no life usually picking little kids bum holes for fun. a rare witch teacher has black and white hair mixed, common with black and epic pokemon with white

what a witch teacher, is she a rare tho?

by kevin the nerd1 November 6, 2017