My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth
by Deeptoot69420 May 10, 2023
When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017
A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.
High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.
High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021
The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica
by Fagbag 409 June 05, 2018
The jizz of multiple Swedish guys, typically mixed inside the recipient a la Creampie.
Credit goes to KakashiFNGRL
Credit goes to KakashiFNGRL
by Hebbe October 01, 2018
by Robert Sanvagene October 26, 2023
"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
by coffee junky 69 November 07, 2021