Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.

Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.

by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024

Try-hard (swedish version)

In Sweden, the word is often used to describe someone who puts a lot of effort into school or someone who makes a lot of dribbles while playing a sport for fun. A mean way of saying someone has high ambitions

Common use of Try-hard (swedish version):

- Look at how much Oscar is dribbling.
- Yeah, he’s such a try-hard

Or

- Is Sven actually studying between the lessons?
- He’s a try-hard.

by The try-hard February 21, 2020

Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole

The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica

by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018

Swedish

Swedish is the name of swedens speakouts.

swedish "people" prefer xnxx instand of pornhub

1st - You know Magnus Uggla?
2th - what?
1st - The SWEDISH, MOTHERFUCKER SINGER MAGNUS UGGLA.
2th - oh, ofcourse. Yes.

by Mayor, MeMe. October 23, 2019

Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person)

A Permanent Holiday Swede (PHS) is a Swedish person that has lived abroad and has moved back to Sweden. Swedish people are very introverted but when on holiday they tend to posses a much more outward-going personality. A PHS will be a very social person when it comes to meeting new people.

“Wow that guy is so cool, I bet he’s a Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person).

by Pmoney7 March 25, 2024

Swedish Delight

Another enigmatically-awesome limited release from Caldwell, the Caldwell Lost and Found Swedish Delight showcases an oily Ecuadorian Habano wrapper over Dominican binder and a propriety blend of vintage, long-leaf tobaccos from the Dominican Republic. This balanced blend recipe gives life to a silky and mellow tasting profile with poppin’ woody flavor. Keeping in line with the rest of the Lost & Found cigars, these are vintage sticks that Robert Caldwell “discovered” in his travels and re-branded for limited release. What can we say, the man has good taste.

The Caldwell Swedish Delight is one tasty smoke.

by Gainmymind December 20, 2021