Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

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cry key

Say it really fast,, now ur Australian

Oh cry key who did we gat all the way down under?!

by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019

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queer key

a glorified form of being really homophobic, or just saying something that was a little insensitive.

"dude, you're being pretty queer key right now" "wow, that guy is being really queer key"

by missiwis June 2, 2019

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When a girl sticks her hand down a guys pants and starts to give him a hand job as they sit side by side with her dominant hand. May look like she's shuffling around in his pocket for keys but requires hand on penis contact. Usually, the guy is not expecting it. May be done at dinner table, meetings and other events where people are present.

If she can finish before the meeting, dinner or program she is considered a Key Master.

Guy 1: Sitting at the meeting, she started working on the keys with everyone right there!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I fucking let her finish- that's what I did.

by DreamBiggest October 16, 2017

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cayden keys

Cayden Keys is a name for a sexy beast. He like girls. A Cayden Keys is most likely to please you just about anywhere. He will most likely do a back flip... if he's cool and sexy! which he is he's a sexy beast. He's super sexy like 10/10 would smash right now. he's the sexiest guy in the room.

hi my name is cayden keys.

by Jimmy Bob Joe 17th May 26, 2017

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