Drum Key

A tool used to tune drums to different tensions. Also manages to blend in to any surface and gets lost when you fucking need it most.

*after searching for 15 minutes* Where the FUCK is my drum key. * Finds it Literally on floor by snare*

by Mynoduesp111 May 25, 2018

the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

by dont report me January 04, 2023

pull a kei

v. getting so drunk that you disappear during karaoke, leaving all of your possessions (keys, wallet, bag, etc.) with your bewildered friends.

Mr. T might pull a kei tonight.

by iloveg1ee June 13, 2010

Mr Key

Usually a very good looking young teacher, the kind that all of their students want to date. Often very smart and doesn’t like to be wrong. He is very laid back and chill and doesn’t really care what his students do.

Girl 1: whose you teacher

Girl 2: Mr Key

Girl 3: he’s the best you’re so lucky I want him to be my future husband!!

by helloiamamazing June 06, 2018

key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 February 24, 2011

Tsukishima Kei

The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.

"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."

by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021

Fly key

To be cool, to be dope, to be nice.

You are fly key.
I love your sneakers, they are fly key.
You guys look fly key together.
This party is fly key.

by Dusa Ninetyfirst June 03, 2022