by Danny Gonzalez’s #2 fan August 28, 2022
Get the greg.4lifemug. A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.
Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!
by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025
Get the Tío Gregmug. The best teacher of all time, puts up with the dumb kids that think they're too cool to follow the rules. Lets you on your phone if you're done with all of your work.
by Bantsy October 3, 2019
Get the Greg Hinesmug. by Unknown bone March 25, 2023
Get the lady gregmug. It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.
by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023
Get the Good Fart Gregmug. When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.
* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.
by 1quickz October 29, 2018
Get the The Greg Congratsmug. Guy 1: Yo , did you catch that Jewish Asian guy?
Guy 2: Yeah. A total Greg. He's probably Japanese. Maybe Vietnamese. Definitely an "ese" Asian.
Guy 2: Yeah. A total Greg. He's probably Japanese. Maybe Vietnamese. Definitely an "ese" Asian.
by FelchingFalcon November 14, 2018
Get the Gregmug.