Mouse Fishing

While working or playing on your desktop, you accidentally drop your mouse that's attached to your PC onto the floor & your to lazy to bend down and pick up, so you grab the wire attached to the mouse and pull it back up to you. tada!

While Gaming On My PC, I Had to Go Mouse Fishing During The Middle Of An Epic Boss Fight. smh

by Mr.Dinoman April 23, 2018

Absolutely The Fish

Absolutely the fish is a term used to refer to something ridiculous or preposterous.

Guy 1: Hey look at that guy with the banana hat!

Guy 2: That's Absolutely The Fish.

by Blagardson October 10, 2009

Fish Jibber

The act of getting a hand job without any pressure applied to it. Much like a "dead fish" handshake.

Max: "Dude, Stevie gave me a fish jibber tonight. It was terrible."

by Jammmer McSlammer June 8, 2013

Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.

Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on

by Lesstatt June 16, 2013

Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).

"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."

by Bonkers! December 24, 2008

poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010

Disco fish

n- a flaming homosexual fish that can only be caught by means of glittery lures and/or bait.

v- one must be bamboozled either by mad hatter and or paralyzing amounts gin or scotch on the rocks while shipwrecked in the channels of the Gulf of Mexico.

1. Man, I got Disco Fished last night.

2. Big Pony is an angler of Disco Fish.

3. We recommend a pinot grigio with your Disco Fish.

4. His hobbies include; getting hatterized, wearing purple or argyle sweaters and playing tummy sticks with friends.

by Simma-donna December 29, 2011