Doom Duck

A mysterious silver-and-black duck found in Lake Erie Near Toronto, Ontario in Canada. The doom duck symbolizes the end of humanity, as well as bad static.

It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.
Person One: "What the hell's that?"

Person Two: "Huh?"

Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"

Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."
by The Bobamberon June 01, 2009
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Edge of Doom

The final edge session before the end of NNN. Has the potential to destroy one's NNN streak on the last day.
"Hey did you hear about John? He tried the Edge of Doom and failed NNN."
by DoggoMnx December 04, 2024
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Edge of Doom

It is the act of edging in very dangerous circumstances. Masturbating until the moments before climax at a volcano, on a plane or in your parent's bathroom may be considered the "edge of doom".
My buddy Erik was edging in math class, he was doing the "edge of doom".
by Dapo Elteste November 16, 2023
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doom-s’plaining

When experts explain why everyone needs to worry about something.
Dr. Fauci was on the news doom-s’plaining was by we need to be vigilant about Covid.

The weather person doom-s’plained the affects of the icy weather on the roads.
by Kris Marie February 15, 2021
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Doom Looper

Someone who relentlessly watches the same TV series or show over and over again on a "loop of doom" until they can recite the entire script off memory, whilst simultaneously claiming that all current TV offerings are sub-par and not worthy of their attention.
Friend of Doom Looper; Have you seen that new show on Netflix that just came out?

Doom Looper; Nah, it sucks.
Friend of Doom Looper; But you havent seen it?
Doom Looper; I'm currently watching "The Office" for the 645th time.

Friend of Doom Looper; You're a Doom Looper.
by Det. Lloyd Gross November 14, 2020
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Wishing Well of Doom

A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.

Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
by bitchcanthandle March 29, 2016
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Doom Bloomer

Someone who lights up and experiences enjoyment when talking about other people’s tragedies and misfortunes, either for attention or for the entertainment aspect of it.
Lorraine was a real doom bloomer telling everyone about how Judy’s son is sick in hospital.
by Aubergine Skye April 14, 2024
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