Dangerous Dragon

When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.

That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.

by River Otter November 2, 2020

Danger Noodle

A snake

I love danger noodles.

by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020

Stranger Danger

Something used to say, every time a creep appears around you.

WOMAN is cleaning...
MAN enters room without her knowing.
MAN: Hi.
WOMAN turns around.
WOMAN: Stranger Danger!
MAN: Chill, it's only me!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 25, 2017

danger dogo

A fuckin jinx if something goes wrong it is his fault. He will fuck up your life

Oh no it was danger dogo.

by The pinkskittle June 12, 2017

thicc danger

Beautifully thicc, tantalizingly thin.

"That girl Emily over is what would call thicc danger, and I love it"

by Shaddenfroyd May 9, 2018

Danger Money

An hip hop artist that was raised in Atlanta’s Carver Village neighborhood in patrol zone Zone 3.

Wow , Did you know we missed Danger Money Show last week.

by 1426money March 11, 2018

danger dildo

Well a danger dildo is a very simple name, its a dangerous dildo, if the name doesn't already give it away.

Hey look! I have a glass dildo that I'm gonna use on my girl tonight!

THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.

by Pleb fucker July 8, 2016