Carpet Cruiser

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.
I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser
by CapnCarl69 October 26, 2018
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carpet pussy

when you are getting dicked down or are dicking down a partner on carpeted floor and get rug burn
“bro don’t fuck on the floor, that carpet pussy ain’t worth it
by glitter clit February 29, 2020
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Carpet Dope

Dope made from the fibers of carpet. Usually a carpet & coke mixture will give a economic high to those less fortunate people living in urban cities
Terrell got a hold of some carpet dope the other night. We snorted it all night long and didnt even have to break a $100.
by Moose Twat March 28, 2021
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Carpet Snowplow

When you are doing doggy style on the ground, however, the receiver has their arms held behind their back and they are being pushed along the carpet by their chin. Thus, receiving a carpet burn on their chin. Warning, it's not to be confused with Reverse Carpet Snowplow.
"Did you see Kylin this morning? She defs did the carpet snowplow last night, her chin is inflamed"
by I feel it cummin September 12, 2018
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Matching carpets

where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs
dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/
by Niffer-fish October 05, 2008
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cleaning carpet

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"
by rapscal_2002 February 02, 2017
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carpet flash

When a girl flashes her pubes to another individual
When i was pulling down my pants, i accidentally carpet flashed my friend.
by daflashers April 01, 2015
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