bed stomp

To have sex in a quick and rough fashion.

"Wanna bed stomp?" said the hot chick.

by Someguy9999999 January 3, 2007

shit the bed

to die or break down

My car shit the bed this morning.

by brian October 28, 2003

Shit the bed

Something that is truly unbelievable and not good. An event or occurance that is stunning, and not positive.

Joe forgot to bring the beer......... SHIT THE BED!!!

by HollafortheDolla July 5, 2009

Hit the bed

To go to bed; sleep; rest. (see hit the hay)

I'm tired so I think I'll hit the bed.

by Dr. Mar May 26, 2009

Shit the bed

1, To express being shocked or amazed by something.

2. What you would say to a work colleague who arrives much too
early for work in the morning.

1, "I couldn't believe it, I totally shit the bed"

2. "What are you doing here so early? Did you shit the bed or something?!"

by Alfow February 3, 2009

Bed Jacking

Not to be confused with jacking off in bed, bed jacking is when one friend jacks another friend's bed just to do it.

Friend #1: What are you doing in my bed?

Bed Jacker: I'm jacking yo bed foo!

Friend #2: Dang, yo bed jus got jacked yo, by that bed jacking foo!

by College Professional December 7, 2009

shit the bed

1. A phrase that has become synonymous with "pro" poker player and pseudo-baller Micon on his very own poker forum, NWP.

2. To make unsound business decisions, squander your funds and the funds of others, and generally fuck up your life at every turn. (See previous definition as prime example.)

Damn....Micon done shit the bed again??!!!

by micon's ego October 4, 2008