The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.
Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012
Get the Hooker Taintmug. "It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"
"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
by ash0ka March 8, 2009
Get the Tainted Retributionmug. Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011
Get the tainted knucklesmug. by Smacktalker9999 January 1, 2011
Get the Taint-Rapistmug. Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).
by Oliver Mercer and Edward Newton May 22, 2006
Get the taint paintingmug. A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.
by heated October 15, 2006
Get the taint monkeymug. The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.
by jizz55 May 13, 2008
Get the Taint Juicemug.