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Sherkin' the gherkin

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Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.
Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."
by Krummholio May 28, 2007
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omg she looks like shes had sum shes got the banana in her lips
by Alexa and Aisha January 30, 2009
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Everyone here is weird except Jake
Yea he is the white sheep of the family
by ._the.br21 May 6, 2020
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shepherd the punk

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child rearing ! , parenthood

EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??

when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !

go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
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Shelf over the toybox

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He's OK for an older guy, if you don't mind the shelf over the toybox.
by Drawn & Quarterly April 25, 2010
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A variation on the phrase, shed some light on the situation. To point out the negative aspects in a situation. These aspects may or may not be obvious. The one who sheds the blood, or the shedder, might be trying to educate people to the facts or just be a douche. No matter the intentions, nine times out of ten, the shedder comes off as a douche.
Alan: Hey guys I got accepted into Princeton!

Greg: Nice! Way to go man.

Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.

Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.
by It Was Written June 16, 2010
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An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.
Person 1: Whacha listening to?

Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!

Person 1: ...

Person 2: (They just don't understand.)
by Idon'tKnowOO July 17, 2011
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