Netting

obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.

"hey bro what were you up to last night?"
"oh you know, just netting and gooning in my cave."

by sigmaskibiditoiletrizz May 13, 2024

run to the net

go out to tell people everything bad detail in a relationship after breaking up

omg don’t run to the net about our business

by kaylaavalueherself March 5, 2024

.net choco

A .NET choco, frequently spotted in a Patagonia vest, is passionate about everything related to Azure. They treat their ThinkPad as a staple accessory and haven't refreshed their tech stack expertise since the year 2000.

Hey look at that .NET choco over there! Is this an Lenovo Thinkpad X?

by hauxi March 12, 2024

phishing for the net

Believing you won a PS5 with yr points for trying samples.

i'm tired of phishing for the net. I never even got my PS5.

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

primo net worth

the balance of money for teen/young adult restore in a bank. it also means a bank base that you may have.

wow my son has an primo net worth!

by con"eriba February 25, 2022

thirdo net worth

installation for territorial worth account which can go up from $123 to $2000 to use it use coordinates for installation recipe to use net worth connected to your value of your installation that will lead up to good luck

thirdo net worth $123 $432

by con"eriba February 28, 2022

Net Bangin

A type of online posturing where users overinflate their street cred from behind a keyboard, often mimicking inner-city culture via social media. Common among middle- or upper-class youth, these “keyboard warriors” or “internet gangsters” mistake screen time for real-life clout.

Torry’s a 17-year-old from Clarkston, MI, cosplaying as a Crip online and talking tough in comments—peak Net Bangin.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025