phishing for the net

Believing you won a PS5 with yr points for trying samples.

i'm tired of phishing for the net. I never even got my PS5.

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

Carneweesados

If you know,you know.

Lol, carneweesados.

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 29, 2024

word on the tweaks

when you heard what they said but yr not sure who said it.

One:"Hey,word on the tweaks: you aren't the one."
Two: "Okay."

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

Doodie frien

A soulmate who has no soul.

doodie frien : pump yr breaks, yr doing too much.
Me: pump yr butthole & stop make shit hard for me

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

This is spart

Kinda like Sparta. But no a because no one was fighting in the first place.

Me: "this is Sparta...this is Spart! Hahahhhahahaha! I know y'all hear me too!"

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

Illuminateeheeheehee

The act of finding oneself and one selves spirit guides hilarious.

I thought it was the big man upstairs.
Turns out, I'm a part of the illuminateeheeheehee.

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024