Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
by niko5 May 04, 2022
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Wop Mopping

WOP = Without official papers
MOP = Modifying official papers

When an Italian forges documents in order to obtain credit or a loan.
Sal couldn’t get approved for a mortgage but a little bit of wop mopping his NOA and bank statements changed all that.
by Jeromeleggings June 14, 2022
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mop dealer

Mop dealer is a thug boss, a sir of crime who has a lotta money.
"Go back to ripping off mop dealers" -Joker
by Darkness of Shadows September 19, 2020
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Mop Dick

Smearing the seamen around with the tip of a penis after it ejaculates.
He gave her that mop dick instead of a heavy cream pie.
by WMFK. August 28, 2023
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Oral Mopping

Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.
I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.
by Shugunou February 16, 2023
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Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.
I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…
by Mancho76 February 15, 2025
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mopping

A word used in emo slang, usually meant as a method of twerking naked.
Damn that girl be mopping good!
by John XD92 November 23, 2022
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