A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
by Cytosematic January 20, 2018
Get the Moist Towelettemug. An adjective to the word 'cool', 'rad' or 'lit' that can be used to describe something popular or interesting
by B1ackwhirlwind January 5, 2019
Get the Moistmug. A girl who try’s to impress herself in front of a lad by being rude to her friends and putting them down often will have the name: Chloe, Amber,Jess,Katie. Be careful with these girls, they will bring you down
by jjjackkk December 12, 2019
Get the Moistmug. Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.
I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
by JonCoinedIt December 9, 2023
Get the Moist Signaturemug. by Moisturize me daddy December 11, 2017
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Get the Moistmug. by MongoBalls June 20, 2025
Get the Moist Stickmug.