fire knees

When you’re officially old and your knees feel like fire after light exercise

Homie. I’m officially old as shit. My fire knees are Jacked Up from playing that tiny amount of basketball.

by pattykakes March 18, 2022

knee cleavage

knee boobs without nipples

my knee cleavage looked so hot in that nude

by chickenislyfe April 29, 2016

Wobbly knees

If you have wobbly knees you may have legs that give way often or you may have fallen over. WARNING: Only use with friends as it can be offensive to someone that you don’t know

Person 1:*falls*
Person 2: you have such wobbly knees

by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023

Hobbly knees

These knees wobble so much that they use cordy as an excuse

Bill how’s ur hobbly knees

by Haha bill January 5, 2020

Knee Rugby

A cover-up for a loud sexual experience.
A way of making a sexual experience seem innocent.

"Jeremy, what was all that commotion last night?"
"Oh I was with my mate Michael, we were just playing Knee Rugby"

by Splosh696969 January 27, 2018

Fetus Knees

When someone (usually of the tall variety) stands up straight and their knees look like a fetus face. Also knows as 'Old Man Face Knees'.

Me: Hey Stratho, look at the tall chick. She has fetus knees. Weird.

Stratho: I like it.

by Mungo260 January 8, 2016

pizza knees

When you fall onto your knees on a rocky/gravelly path,
Scraping both knees on impact, little rocks and debris stick to the scraped area.
Giving the grim impression of pizza on your knees.

Usually happens while rollerblading up gravel paths.

"I was rollerblading down that path when I fell over and got pizza knees"

by Delicious penguins February 1, 2021