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Angel Jose Robles Is Going To Legally Change The Legal First From "'Angel'" To "'Hellstrom'"
Angel Jose Robles Is Going To Legally Change The Legal First From "'Angel'" To "'Hellstrom'"
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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first against the wall

'First against the wall'. Refers to an outgoing elite who will face the firing squads 'when the revolution comes'.
"When I am king, you will be first against the wall" Radiohead - Paranoid Android
by Parkaboy November 6, 2015
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first of the month

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).
It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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First of the Day

First of the day, is actually the first drink of the day. Usually this is centered around, if in College, one waking up and instinctively grabbing beer instead of breakfast first. In other circles, this runs along the lines of taking your flask, mickey, 26er, or other bottles of liquor and swigging it - in those cases it can occur anytime during the day, preferably earlier from 8:30 AM - 1:00 PM. Continued drinking to follow.

However this term does not only apply to those who like alcohol, the term can also be used for drug use, wake and bake is synonymous with first of the day. Basically any intoxicating substance can be applied, though as a general rule alcohol is the main one considered.
From Easy Rider:

Jack Nicholson's character along with Dennis Hopper's and Peter Fonda's have just been released from the county lock up. Nicholson pulls out a mickey of Jim Beam and states,

"Here's the first of the day fellas. To ol' D.H. Lawrence."

He then swigs the Jim Beam and in a knee-jerk reaction lifts one arm and moves it like a chicken with a seizure. He makes a sound that echoes within the group,

"YA!!!!! ni-ni-ni-fu-fu-fu-gaahhhh... Indians."
by Jimblor April 7, 2009
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First-of-the-monther

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.
Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”
by Nikki Stixx April 9, 2023
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(see also Gimme Gimmes)

A band filled with immense ass-kickitude, containing any combination of the following:

Fat Mike - Bass
Spike Slawson - Vocals
Joey Cape - Guitar, Vocals
Chris Shiflett - Guitar
Dave Raun - Drums
"Gee golly, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes sure are the best band ever!"
by Mo August 1, 2004
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An awesome Punk Band that does covers on all the good songs from the 60's and 70's. Some of their good songs are:

Stairway to Heaven
Isn't she lovely?
Over the rainbow
The longest time

And many more.
I know that the song 'Isn't she lovely?' was SO written for Mallory.
by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005
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