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Car-eer

What I fucking hear students say when they mention their future career in college. Because we all know that a lucrative career leads to us to talking about our new Cadillacs to each other, how much miles per gallon they get and what-fucking-ever.
Student: "I can't wait to finish college and get a job!"

Other Student: "Yeah! We'll open the garage doors to a lucrative CAR-eer!"
by Zroogz June 6, 2018
mugGet the Car-eermug.

Car Clog

I was late to work because I got caught in a car clog.
by DaveWeasel June 16, 2012
mugGet the Car Clogmug.

car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.
Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!
by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011
mugGet the car candymug.

Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.
Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.
by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011
mugGet the Bastard Carmug.

car queer

An individual that because of their deep love and appreciation for vehicles cannot stay away from car dealerships
I saw your brother in law at the Chevy dealer, he is such a car queer
by Big cat2323 December 29, 2017
mugGet the car queermug.

Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown
Ethan is a plumber of cars.
by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023
mugGet the Plumber of Carsmug.

Car train

When a bunch of cars get stuck behind one slow moving car on a one lane road, the resulting pile up is called a car train.
Person 1: Hey we're making good time, we should be there in one hour!

Person 2: Fuck, there's a car train with ten cars up ahead.

Person 1: Shit, now it's going to be two hours -_-
by linkage1992 February 7, 2012
mugGet the Car trainmug.

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