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Tell a Turtle

Tell a Turtle just means that you’re telling a friend or someone something.
Craig told Miranda that she had fancy pink shoes and Miranda yelled “Tell a Turtle!”
by thalia_ August 20, 2022
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Who is going to tell them?

This question is asked when someone is so oblivious and unaware of their misguided viewpoint on an issue or topic that it seems they are the last one to know it.
“I don’t understand why more talented people don’t want to work in government!”

Who is going to tell them?
by JackieChilesAttorney December 31, 2023
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Got something you want to tell me?

Huh? There something you want to tell me fat shit? Come on. Spit it out.
Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2022
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'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!
Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022
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tell the phone

talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them
I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
by Mr. Tellthephone Parrot July 10, 2010
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Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.
Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.
by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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