Thenist 

The opposite of a Nowist, tends to unnecessarily over think decisions, get caught up worrying about their consequences and in doing so getting little done.

Zak is such a Thenist, he just sits thinking about all the things that could go wrong rather than just getting it done.

Thenist by instapig May 31, 2016

Tennis Tinglies 

When you want to play tennis so badly you feel like you might tinkle in your pantaloons.

I have the tennis tinglies! Cheri and I are going to lose Thursday night!

Tennis Tinglies by JJ-LOLWAT September 21, 2016

tennis bong

a home made bong made from a tennis ball!

hey man check out my tennis bong!!

tennis bong by Williamhtx April 21, 2017

tennis shoe express 

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.

tennis shoe express by dp0303 October 7, 2017

Teevis 

Someone who is tall and uncoordinated. Lacking any sense of hygiene. Chain smokes Marlboro Reds and loves Budweiser. Would have a mullet if it was socially acceptable. Usually drives Chevys. Typically a mechanic who loses everyone else's tools. Can be seen in the summer time wearing a cut off Budweiser bro-t and wearing square toe cowboy boots, but is also afraid of horses. Is extremely financially responsible. A real Jordan Belfort. Basically just super responsible for everything in general. Is usually leaking some sort of fluid or gas from his body at all times.

Wow!!! That guy is a REAL Teevis!

Teevis by JohnWalker456 January 15, 2018

teensplainer

a teen who thinks they know more about a topic then their parent and then explains it to them

Alice is such a teensplainer, the other day she was explaining 80's culture.
Like i haven't lived through the 80's myself

teensplainer by Raccooty March 5, 2018

Tennis Snob 

A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.

Stanley thinks he's too good to play with me. What a tennis snob!

Tennis Snob by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018