1 definition by JohnWalker456
Someone who is tall and uncoordinated. Lacking any sense of hygiene. Chain smokes Marlboro Reds and loves Budweiser. Would have a mullet if it was socially acceptable. Usually drives Chevys. Typically a mechanic who loses everyone else's tools. Can be seen in the summer time wearing a cut off Budweiser bro-t and wearing square toe cowboy boots, but is also afraid of horses. Is extremely financially responsible. A real Jordan Belfort. Basically just super responsible for everything in general. Is usually leaking some sort of fluid or gas from his body at all times.
by JohnWalker456 January 16, 2018