Broken Tech

A running joke and play on words coined by Brooklyn Tech Students. It's used to refer to the general ineptitude and/or sluggishness of the school at times. The suffix -lyn might also be added to the phrase (mainly in speech though). Ex. Brokenlyn Technical High School

Underclassman A: "Why are the elevators to the lunchroom always under repair?"
Upperclassman B: "Welcome to Broken Tech"

by Overworked & Stressed April 24, 2021

Design Tech High School

A place where you go to learn and leave to die.

I was really excited when I got into design tech high school, then It soon turned me insane.

by HappyStudent857 June 30, 2021

Nike Tech Fleece

A set of Nike Pants, Hoodies, and Shorts that are made special by putting a layer of foam in between the layers of fleece. Super comfortable, but super expensive (Hoodies and Pants are >$100)

Also, often associated with rap music and is seen as a status symbol in said scenes.

Josh (At the Nordstrom): Yeah, I'll take two sets of Nike tech fleece jackets and joggers, one in gray and one in black.

Josh (In the car on his way home): Man, with the music career popping off, I could finally cop some Nike tech fleece and this new Scat Pack!

by TriBeCaBoy56 January 22, 2022

Indian Tech Support

The bitches on the phone that try to steal all of your personal information by deceiving you into thinking they will actually fix your broken computer.

Indian person: Hello this is Indian Tech Support how may I help you?

person: Oh no they're trying to steal my IP and credit card.

Indian person: In order for me to help you, I need your credit card and IP.

person: Fuck.

by IndianTechSupport September 26, 2022

Staten Island Tech

also known colloquially as "Tech", it is the only specialized high school in staten island so every smart kid on the island tries to go, but half of the school is from Brooklyn anyways. it's highly ranked as one of the best schools in the nation for no tangible reason. most ride the s79 to get there and those who dont are rich enough to get car service or have a car. it is barely trying to get more diverse but faculty is all white and play favorites so it's not working and there is always an insect infestation going on. you know everybody in your grade because Tech is tiny and overcrowded as fuck. you can get a good balance between education and social life there if you never sleep and kiss your all teachers' ass. everybody and every teacher thinks they're better than any other high school in the area (i.e. new dorp, fort hamilton). it also has a strange system of staircases where only one can access all floors.

I applied to Staten Island Tech because I didn't have another choice. It was this or Stuy or Tottenville but I chose tech because it's "more personal".

Bruh, I tried to take staircase I to the third floor but i forgot it goes to the roof so I had to run back down to the basement to take H instead. Who the fuck designed this building?

by iloveirks October 19, 2020

women in tech

Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.

Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.

PROFILE: Jessica P.

Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!

by ClassyDevvv October 26, 2020

Tortilla Tech

Texas Tech University

Red Raider or someone who attends Tortilla Tech

by HeatherTheAggie February 22, 2009