Nap and Tap

When a girl requests that you choke her for orgasmic pleasure, you flip her over and execute an MMA rear-naked choke until she passes out. While asleep, you fuck her and cum inside of her. You then promptly leave while she is asleep.
Jennifer: What happened last night, I remember having wild sex and then I woke up naked, sticky, and wet?
Charlie: I executed a "nap and tap" on you. You shouldn't have requested that I choke you.
by Dream Killer June 06, 2009
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love tap

Striking a sex partner while experiencing an almost unbearably intense climax. The blow is usually delivered by the "bottom" partner.
Hickey? No, it's just a bruise from Theresa's love tap!
Ow! Had a lot of pent-up feelings, did she?
by Thin Guy November 06, 2006
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Sack Tap

By far one of the gayest things you can do as a male.
Walking up, and touching another dude in the balls. Your gay. No way around it. Sack Tapping is for the gays.
by TheHyde June 04, 2010
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tap arse

to have a rather chronic case of diarrhea;
The trots
anal leakage
Diarrhea: loose, watery stools occurring more than three times in one day--is a common problem that usually lasts a day or two and goes away on its own without any special treatment. However, prolonged diarrhea can be a sign of other problems. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day.
Ever since I ate that kebab from Habib’s Kabibs I’ve had the chronic tap arse man.
by jizam December 09, 2004
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pus on tap

A place where there is plenty of vagina or hot girls, so much so that it is said to be 'on tap' like draught beer. It is readily available.
Sweet man, it looks like pus on tap!
by timmyclass March 21, 2011
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tap wrap

"The teacher handed everyone some tap wrap during health class."
by T~REX May 17, 2009
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Tapping The Trout

"I took a long hot bath and tapped the trout last night."
by Robert T. Nash May 07, 2004
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