Taper 

A swimmers word for masturbation.

I'm sore from tapering last night.

Taper by Stomp742 September 4, 2012

return tapes 

masturbate

unf, unf did you see that picture of Adam Lambert? it made me want to return tapes

return tapes by ka4real November 20, 2009

facebook taper 

The diminishment of a conversation to shorter and shorter sentences on facebook. Usually the conversation is between two people who, over the course of the exchange, realize they have little to say to each other.

After I noticed our convo turning into a facebook taper, I realized I probably shouldn't have added my 8th grade lab partner.

facebook taper by jahscii November 4, 2009

taper 

my hairstyle, 360 waves, usually drives african american women to want to put their hands on.

$15 tapers at Dynasties in Maywood, IL

taper by Abbott Brooks February 18, 2004

taper 

A type of haircut. white folks look stupid with them.

Who told that white boy to get a taper.

taper by gregory June 9, 2003

Taped 

Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.

Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.

Taped by AnctRome September 8, 2013

tapes n tapes 

an alternative rock / pop band, often described as indie, that spread to fame on the back of demos hosted on a blog. spread between indie kids in a matter of weeks, and by the time i discovered them through their debut LP 'The Loon' they were 'old.'

damn indie kids, they work too fast and i cant keep up.

tapes n tapes are refreshing, albeit a bit similar to other bands that i wont mention for sake of flaming.

regardless, The Loon is a fantastic album and the band is deserving of the hype.

tapes n tapes by english___p October 8, 2006