"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"
"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
by ash0ka March 8, 2009
Get the Tainted Retributionmug. The act of you rubbing your humid, sweaty and smelly taint across the entirety of your gym buddies face, all while he is doing a set of the bench and unable to defend himself from the slide.
Guy 1: Yo this bar is really heavy can you help me get it up?
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming
Guy 1: oh shit
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming
Guy 1: oh shit
by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018
Get the Taint slidemug. by Hood Rat 716 December 6, 2010
Get the Stankle Taintmug. Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011
Get the tainted knucklesmug. Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).
by Oliver Mercer and Edward Newton May 22, 2006
Get the taint paintingmug. A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.
by heated October 15, 2006
Get the taint monkeymug. The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.
by jizz55 May 13, 2008
Get the Taint Juicemug.