southern swing

a noose used back in the day for hangin coulored people in southern states, poupular with the kkk

the cotton picker next to the Mcormics house was talkin to a white girl this mornin so now we gotta go make us a southern swing

by heizenburg May 1, 2010

swing

To take a drag, sip, or taste of someone else's item (cigarette, blunt, cocktail, etc.).

"Yo son, lemme swing that brandy real quick"

by Richie Cunning May 30, 2006

Swindon

Hypothetical noun. A place in the mind of a drunkard where they have gone to when severely inebriated. It is usually used by the inebriated individual to describe his drunken state or by another to describe an inebriated individual.

1. Less drunk friend: "Alright mate, how ya feeling?"
Very drunk friend: "Ah mate, I'm well passed Swindon."

2. Person 1 to Person 2: "Have you seen Person 3? He's off his Swindon."

by Swindonlad December 7, 2010

Swinburne

A TAFE located in Hawthorn, Victoria, claiming to be a "University"

Non-stupid person 1: Hey, you go to Swinburne?
Non-stupid person 2: Nah I go to a real university!
Non-stupid person 1: Oh, which one?
Non-stupid person 2: Monash
Non-stupid person 1: Ah Mad, me too!

by Liz Ee February 25, 2009

Swine Flu

A fictional horrible disease that turns your head into a pig. It can be cured by grilling bacon.

Hey, what's that label say? "Swine Flu"?

by Mekano April 26, 2009

Swine Aids

It's a cross between the mexicans with swine flu and the nigerians from africa with aids, when a male mexican with swine flu has sex with a nigerian african women with aids thus resulting the man to have 2 diseases.

"Hector has swine flu, and had sex with Shenaleiquezha and she had aids, so now Hector has swine/ aids.. swine aids."

by namsuG oigreS June 24, 2009

Catching the Swine Flu

A way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."

by neo069 August 26, 2009