swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
We don't want swedish conditions in our country.
by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021
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Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017
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Swedish jigsaw

When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.
Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.
by Billy Lotion December 24, 2020
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Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.
My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth
by Deeptoot69420 May 10, 2023
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Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.
Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.
by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024
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Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole
The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica
by Fagbag 409 June 05, 2018
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Swedish Logic

The ability of a self-appointed humanitarian superpower to harass and bully a law-abiding citizen till the point of absolute absurdity without admitting or seeing any contradiction or hypocrisy in it whatsoever. On the contrary the government will rather victimize itself, coming to consider the citizen being a bully, for protesting and not surrendering his constitutional and inherent rights, thus the government secretely order the judicial system to intensify the harassment of the citizen even further. This can only be achieved by also managing what is probably also one of the the biggest cover ups ever in a western world country, which in its turn would not be possible if a true free and from government independent media existed.
This person has now been bullying the governement for 7 years. We have already ruined his life completely for that, but what more Swedish Logic can we use to add to it? He hasn´t killed himself yet.
by o´brien January 21, 2017
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