sweater netcher

a substitute for the word sweet .

kid 1 : thats really cool .
kid 2 : sweater netcher .

by SkidRow . June 27, 2008

sweater eater

A vibrator that tears that hairy shit up.

Misty got really excited to use her new sweater eater tonight.

by John Yinzer December 28, 2016

bloody sweater neck

when a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your foreskin gets stuck in the braces

chad-bro was is there a blood stain on your pants
kyle- oh dude the other day i got a bloody sweater neck and it won’t stop bleeding

by bloody sweater neck April 16, 2022

Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.

"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

Chest sweater

Similar to bear wings but on the front. Hair on a mans chest and torso that makes it look like he is wearing a sweater even though his shirt is off.

Wow are you wearing a chest sweater?

That's quite the chest sweater bob.

by davidmai April 2, 2015

sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

big red sweater

a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes

Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr

by Big-T November 6, 2004