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Student Congress

Student Congress is a form of mainly high school debate that focuses on passing legislature and giving speeches which are then graded and used to determine placement. Basically the worst form of debate. It's inferior to everything policy, PF, even LD(somehow) You need literally half a brain cell to participate and anyone good at this should do something else. It's basically a circlejerk of noobs.
Person 1: Are you doing Student Congress next year?
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.
by OSPEC-ASPEC double bind April 25, 2019
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Philosophy student

Lazy and overprotective over dead pieces of wood (books).
by ME-(=_=)- June 7, 2011
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studebaker

A violent sex act. From a standing position behind a car, the subject is bent at the waist into the open trunk. The perpetrator then slams the trunk closed onto the victim, thereby breaking the receiving partners spine at the waist. The perpetrator proceeds to have sex with the now waist-down-incapacitated victim.
Jack studebakered Jill in his Buick.
by MHKMJ March 14, 2008
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Phantom Student

Noun. Synonymous with Barbara, vacuum cleaner and reject. Is used to describe somebody who frequently skips class or even whole semesters at school/university/college.
Often disliked.
Girl 1: Where's Barbara today?
Girl 2: Why do you even bother asking? She's the phantom student.
by fckingalco April 11, 2008
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Uneducated students

Mai engleesh teech er go tangri at me wen eye wrote my

es ay like this. She sed eye was stoop id, bee coz i yam in yeer ell eh vin! Buh thai no that i yam relli juz ay poor un eh doo kay tid stoo dent, who has nort bean giv en the op ortoon itty to reech mai fool pot entyal.
Essay Question -

"Please define the meaning of sexual intercourse"

Uneducated Students Answer-
Sum times when mai mum an dad r real e hapee they gowup stairs an den dey jum pon the bed, and mai mum sqeels with hapeenez. An dmai dad thumps the bed hed coz he is so ex highted.
by abbey(IDefineShit) July 7, 2010
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Studebaker

Someone on an internet forum who was forced to change their user name because the original was offensive.
Did you see what that Studebaker had as his user name?
by maxomillian September 30, 2012
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English student

An individual studying the language "English". Often found at school/University, these individuals are behind most of the English speaking world, who often develop fluency in the early years of their lives.
Less intelligent than the rest of us, they struggle with concepts of new words and simple grammar (for example: gayerer using a simple '-er' suffix) and spelling of simple words (for example: intrigued)
Izzi ran around screaming with her tounge hanging out like an English student

English students intrigue me

No - I am fluent thanks. Not an English student. Seriously.
by English Pro April 30, 2009
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