Similar to a cup check, but for ones overall standing at the moment. Take into account ones overall health, well being and/or current situation.
Hank: "What is Ryan doing over at the bar hitting on that holstein?"
Matt: "He needs a status check."
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Ryan:"Why did Matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? This is city league softball right?"
Hank:"Status Check"
Matt: "He needs a status check."
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Ryan:"Why did Matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? This is city league softball right?"
Hank:"Status Check"
by Yenrh Ollow July 09, 2010
The use of the 'comment' feature on someone's status update on facebook to conduct a personal conversation, unrelated to the status.
Pam: "Oh look! I have like 20 new notifications!"
*clicks on notifications only to realise that she has been status hijacked once again!*
Pam: "Oh no, it was just Adam and Ayden pulling yet another status hijack. Oooooh those boys!" *shakes fist*
*clicks on notifications only to realise that she has been status hijacked once again!*
Pam: "Oh no, it was just Adam and Ayden pulling yet another status hijack. Oooooh those boys!" *shakes fist*
by Adman47 December 13, 2009
by Eve Tsobst July 25, 2009
Mike:"Hey man, last night was crazy. You know Sara? I tapped that."
Dan:"Who hasn't tapped that? That girl got some bird status. You better get checked out."
Dan:"Who hasn't tapped that? That girl got some bird status. You better get checked out."
by SchizoMania July 07, 2009
Usually referring to Facebook, it is proof that you are dating someone and it is you telling the world to fuck off your dick.
Relationship status: This bitch is now dating that bitch, so leave the bitches alone. Facebook official they say.
by Realityistherealdeal December 30, 2013
by lpod85 September 11, 2009
A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011