stanking

A fad similar to planking, popular in recent years among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater smoking" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background. The subjects in these photographs can be either clothed or unclothed. A planking position is assumed by one party who positions his/her face directly in the twatular area of the other party and performs or simulates cunnilingus on the other party who may be reverse planking or in some other creative position.

Unimpressed by Shawna's dare to perform a planking stunt, when it was his turn, Everett challenged her to participate in a stanking photo. Pictures of them performing this stunt ended up in the newspaper the next day heavily censored, of course; but from their positions, and the sign behind them reading "underwater smoking is prohibited" it was all too obvious that they were engaged in a public, naked stanking.

by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012

Stalking

A female or females who are secretly following you around with you knowing or without you knowing because she/they are odsessed wants to have sex with you because you make her horny

I think somebody is stalking me

by Potent penis in the anus August 25, 2020

Face Stalking

To make someone's Facebook page your homepage.

I've been face stalking Ryan ever since I had a crush on him.

by apr3ttycarcrash October 1, 2008

Crossreference Internet Stalking

To creepily stalk another person by looking at their accounts on two different websites (Ex. Twitter, Facebook) and then discussing they websites in comparison.

"She wrote on my Facebook wall about my latest Tweet. How creepy. Such Crossreference internet stalking."

by lilliegeena March 13, 2010

Stacking

The most awersome game ever played ever. Not Jenga but very much like Jenga. However not Jenga. Stacking is a game only played by cool people.

Lets go for a jolly good game of Stacking

by Pepe the goat November 13, 2010

stalingrad

when you take a shit in a brown bag, put it over the girls head and then fuck her belly button until it bleeds

Joe came home from a long day at work and preformed a Stalingrad on Sue.

by Jesuswrotethebible44 August 4, 2009

StaringVacantly

StaringVacantly is "The Final Boss of The Internet", a last challenge for those skilled enough to make it all the way to the end. He's always accompanied by the floating, disembodied head of Mike Vogler, who has taken the position of "Sub-Boss". Together, they destroy all that would oppose them, and even some people who dont'.

"I beat the internet. The end guy was hard."

by Krem January 8, 2005