shmitters is one sexy lady magnet who is the head of THE pentagon. He has vocal chords of steel and is the second funniest, behind jorts of course. some call him fruity, however it is just an act to get more girls.
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“Oh shitters” 😮
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All that glitters...is shit.
All that glitters...is shit.
Nigel couldn't wait to watch that film he'd watched the glittering trailer for at least 100 times, only to discover it was a total piece of shit and a waste of time and money. That trailer was 'Shlitter'.
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Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
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Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
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